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  • John's Pole..............

    John woke up one morning with an enormous erection, so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened, though, and was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John wrote a note, called to his little boy, and asked him to bring the note to his wife. It read:
    The tent pole is up,
    The canvas is spread,
    The hell with breakfast,
    Come back to bed.

    Heather answered the note with one of her own, and asked her son to take it to her husband. The note read:

    Take the tent pole down,
    Put the canvas away,
    The monkey had a hemorrhage,
    No circus today.

    John read the note and scribbled a reply. He asked his son to take it to his wife. The note read:

    The tent pole is still up,
    And the canvas still spread,
    So drop what you're doing,
    And come give me some head.

    Heather answered the note and asked her son to deliver it to her husband. The note read:

    I'm sure that your pole's
    The best in the land.
    But I'm busy right now,
    So do it by hand!

  • #2
    I'd send another note saying.....

    If I have to rub it by hand
    I'll be sad as a weeping willow
    But not to worry my love
    For I shall leave proof of my work on your pillow!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by bad14u
      I'd send another note saying.....

      If I have to rub it by hand
      I'll be sad as a weeping willow
      But not to worry my love
      For I shall leave proof of my work on your pillow!
      :rofl: You're such a romantic.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by bad14u
        I'd send another note saying.....

        If I have to rub it by hand
        I'll be sad as a weeping willow
        But not to worry my love
        For I shall leave proof of my work on your pillow!

        :rofl: :rofl:

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        • #5
          :rofl: that was a work of art bad14u

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          • #6
            such poetry :rofl:

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            • #7
              Originally posted by bad14u
              I'd send another note saying.....

              If I have to rub it by hand
              I'll be sad as a weeping willow
              But not to worry my love
              For I shall leave proof of my work on your pillow!
              :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

              LD

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              • #8
                Rofl Bad14u

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                • #9
                  Her's another I'd send...

                  Do it by hand???
                  What a waste
                  I'd rather have your lips
                  So you can taste!!

                  or SC54 could use this one....

                  To do it by hand
                  would ba such a shame
                  if I end up fuckin' your cousin
                  you are to blame!

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