Happy Thanksgiving

[sekcbeast]

I am going to stuff myself sick. I expect everyone else to do the same.:D Happy Thanksgiving

[decadecadeca]

Happy Thanksgiving ya buncha morose sumbitches....lighten up!

LMAO

Things that you can say ONLY at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at
once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

[Puddles]

^ LOL I'd say those anytime. :D

[Shibby]

Happy Thanksgiving

I will also leave you with a classic holiday song.

Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey
'Cause it's good
Love to eat turkey
Like a good boy should
'Cause it's turkey to eat
So good

Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Let's eat the turkey
in my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey
At the table
I once saw a movie
With Betty Grable
Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million Elvis fans
Can't be wrong
Turkey turkey doo and
Turkey turkeydap
I eat that turkey Then I take a nap

Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite
That's right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can't believe the Mets
traded Darryl Strawberry
Turkey for you and
Turkey for me
Can't believe Tyson
Gave that girl V.D.

White meat, dark meat
You just can't lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
I'll never take down
My Cheryl Tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother like to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr.
Only had one eye

Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pant
Are corduriys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving

[Pumpdogg]

Happy ThanksGiving day to all. Enjoy the foods and be safe, Monday we should all be hard at it again. Cherish the time you spend with your family as it may be the last you all meet together in the same way. God Bless

PD

[Luftdude]

Happy Turkey day y'all!

LD

[buccaneer19]

happy thanksgiving everyone

[Puddles]

I'm stuffed from dinner and Stromba and Rock are ready for deserts already. I may just have coffee and wait a while longer for the goodies.

Got mom home from the hospital today. That was the best Thanksgiving gift we could have here. :)

[buccaneer19]

thats really good to hear puddles. i hope everything works out well and i'll keep you and your mother in my thoughts and prayers

[SloppyJo]

happy bird day to all... i had a wonderful thanksgiving, seeing my niece (3 yrs old) and my nephew (turned 1 last month)... couldnt imagine a better thanksgiving, would absolutley do anything for em... happy bird day to everybody aboard

[redneck99]

I'm about to head to the gym and plant myself on the bike and startng working off all of yesterday's cheats. ;)