Originally posted by Puddles Well, looks like this thread was a preminition for what happened to me TODAY. I got in my car, closed the door and tried to put on my seatbelt but it was stuck in the door. So, I open the door, grab the seatbelt and hold it up and close the door...RIGHT ON MY HAND! Got my middle finger good and took a chunk of skin off. I drive off and a couple of minutes later the finger is absolutely pounding. I look down and see a little blood and the finger's a bit swollen, then I look up and see the light is green so I continue driving and am about to veer to the left onto the next road when it dawned on me that I was looking at the wrong light and I needed to look for the arrow. The arrow was red and I quickly stopped. Good thing as there were pleanty of cars coming from the other direction at full speed.
Damn this driving to work shit. I need a chauffer!
Or maybe I should just spend all day in the shower with my pervert friends. ;)
You couldn't stop thinking about me, could you? As for the chauffer part.....I would volunteer but more than likely I would only drive you crazy! :P
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