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  • My favorite Christmas cookie recipe...

    A Christmas cookie recipe worth your time...

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

    Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
    pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter
    in a large fluffy bowl.

    Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the
    Cuervo is still OK, try another cup...just in case. Turn off the Mixerer thingy.

    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the
    frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
    just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the
    Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.

    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off
    the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo
    and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

    CHERRY MISTMAS

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    :rofl:

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    • #3
      I was having such a bad morning but that made me laugh. thanks

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      • #4
        wtf? lol

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        • #5
          Originally posted by stonecold54
          I was having such a bad morning but that made me laugh. thanks
          What? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bad14u
            What? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
            Well I see you posted on my neighbor letter so that would be the reason why. I hate fucking apartments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by stonecold54
              Well I see you posted on my neighbor letter so that would be the reason why. I hate fucking apartments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
              Bro...move to Florida! I have 10 acres of land in the country you can live on! You can walk out in the mornings and piss in your yard and no one would know! I hope your day gets better Bro!

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              • #8
                Great stuff, Puddles! LOL

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                • #9
                  cute p!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by bad14u
                    Bro...move to Florida! I have 10 acres of land in the country you can live on! You can walk out in the mornings and piss in your yard and no one would know! I hope your day gets better Bro!

                    is that open for everyone?

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                    • #11
                      :rofl:

                      LD

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                      • #12
                        I'm not usually a big fan of cookies, but I might have to try those ones!

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                        • #13
                          :drunk: 1 tequilla , 2 tequilla, 3 tequilla, floor!

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                          • #14
                            I need one of those cookies right now, for some reason I thought today was friday....:doh:

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