SEX TALK

[GreekTank]

Originally posted by The_Jarhead
That's my wife

Your a Champ Bro:cool:

[bad14u]

Originally posted by Mr incredible
I played with myself once

Just once? I don't think so!:rofl:

[Stonecold54]

Originally posted by bad14u
Just once? I don't think so!:rofl:

shit I do like 3 times a day at least. :agree:

[buccaneer19]

me too haha

[JUICE]

same here

[Bouncer]

Re: SEX TALK

Originally posted by GreekTank
Does anyone have any sex stories to share?

ya, i was humping your mom one night and boom.. here you are. welcome to the board son. now get daddy a beer.

[Stonecold54]

Re: Re: SEX TALK

Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
ya, i was humping your mom one night and boom.. here you are. welcome to the board son. now get daddy a beer.

:rofl:

[naughty nurse]

How come everyones avoiding sharing any good stories? Do you want me to tell story?

[naughty nurse]

Well I might have a story to share, since you all are avoiding telling any good stories. I was having phone sex with this guy that I was having a long distance relationship with. One day I was masturbating over the phone and I was lying on my couch and had my dildo inside just about to climax when my mum walked inside. You see I live in a hot climate and had the back door open, thinking that no one was going to catch me. My Mum was sopose to be at work and thought that she would pop over to visit. So when I looked up with horror to see my Mother standing there while I had a dildo inside me and the phone in my other hand I didn't know what to do first. I slammed the phone down, pulled the dildo out and ran up the bedroom while pulling my skirt down. But I pushed a button on my toy and since it was a rabbit it had a tickler on the end and you could make the end move around I pushed all the buttons and it was vibrating and the head was rolling.

[naughty nurse]

I didn't know if I would ever be able to look at my Mother again, I think that she was thinking the same thing.

[psyko1]

:doh:

[wheyman]

:drool: :bj: I love this story for some reason

[dopey]

sex talk

this one time at band camp this girl stuck a flute up her pussy

[Shibby]

Re: sex talk

Originally posted by dopey
this one time at band camp this girl stuck a flute up her pussy

You're a winner :rolleyes:

[bad14u]

Originally posted by naughty nurse
Well I might have a story to share, since you all are avoiding telling any good stories. I was having phone sex with this guy that I was having a long distance relationship with. One day I was masturbating over the phone and I was lying on my couch and had my dildo inside just about to climax when my mum walked inside. You see I live in a hot climate and had the back door open, thinking that no one was going to catch me. My Mum was sopose to be at work and thought that she would pop over to visit. So when I looked up with horror to see my Mother standing there while I had a dildo inside me and the phone in my other hand I didn't know what to do first. I slammed the phone down, pulled the dildo out and ran up the bedroom while pulling my skirt down. But I pushed a button on my toy and since it was a rabbit it had a tickler on the end and you could make the end move around I pushed all the buttons and it was vibrating and the head was rolling.

:worthless