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Ive read some funky shit before, but this one takes the cake
http://www.stripperweb.com/cgi-bin/y...num=1062224753

and if wondering why I was browsing through there a friend dances, and she told me about the site, quite entertaining the stories they tell

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Hi,

I'm 38 years old and work as an exotic dancer in the New York area. The problem that I'm having is that my 21-year-old son comes and watches me perform. He is totally respectful but it just seems so weird having him watch me and spreading my legs in front of him. I've talked to him about it, but he says he is an adult and can do as he pleases. The bouncers say they can't do anything as long as he abides by the rules.

Anyone else dealt with family members or friends who came and watched their performances and you found it uncomfortable? How did you deal with it?

Diane

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« Reply #1 on: Aug 29th, 2003, 11:44pm » Quote Modify

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Wow Diane that is definetly a little strange. At least you recognize that. Does he go right up to the tip row?

Maybe he is doing it to make you feel that way cause he wants you to quit, although I think most family members (especially a son) would be too embaressed to go that far to get you to quit.

Id take him to a therapist and have a few family counsling sessions.

You need to find out why he does this. Im not sure Id be able to get out there and do it if I was in your situation.
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Yes he does go right up to the tip row.

It IS difficult to perform in front of him but I'm a professional and do what I have to do. I'm not sure why he does it exactly--I don't think he wants me to quit or anything.

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« Reply #3 on: Aug 29th, 2003, 11:55pm » Quote Modify

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Wow right up to the tip row

Id say he has some issues you really need to talk about. Have you tried to talk more in depth with him about it and get more out of him that ' He is an adult and can do what he wants?'
Does he go up to other dancers also? What about dances does he buy LD's (I should hope he has ever made the request, Im going to assume not.)
I think he is crossing some boundries, and you need to tell him how you feel about it.
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« Reply #4 on: Aug 30th, 2003, 12:00am » Quote Modify

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Definately, a severe boundry violation issue here. I think you both really need see a therapist to sort this issue out.
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« Reply #5 on: Aug 30th, 2003, 12:04am » Quote Modify

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Yes he is violating some boundaries...but I'm not sure how I can force him to see a therapist. He does get lap dances from other women but not from me...however he does expect me to spread my legs in front of him when he tips...

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« Reply #6 on: Aug 30th, 2003, 1:05am » Quote Modify

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I smell a troll!
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« Reply #7 on: Aug 30th, 2003, 5:19am » Quote Modify

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well this is a bizarre situation to say the least. My own son and all of his friends are now old enough to get into clubs. While he and I have visited clubs together, I was definitely not into suiting up and performing while he was there. Even more so, my son was not the least bit interested in seeing his mom morph from Ms. no makeup sweatshirt into a big titted blonde 'bimbo' shaking her goods in front of 100 guys. The younger dancers in the club were definitely interested in HIM though - "Melonie, you won't mind if we take your son out to breakfast with us after closing, do you ? - We'll bring him back by tomorrow night !".

if Diane's situation is on the level (which I have serious doubts about), Oedipus is running wild. Also, as a matter of law, ALL clubs reserve the right to ban any customer which violates club rules - in this case the typical rule against boyfriends/husbands could easily be extended to Diane's son on the same basis that it interferes with Diane's ability to perform most productively.
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on Aug 30th, 2003, 12:04am, Diane38 wrote:Yes he is violating some boundaries...but I'm not sure how I can force him to see a therapist. He does get lap dances from other women but not from me...however he does expect me to spread my legs in front of him when he tips...




You had me up until your last sentence.
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« Reply #9 on: Aug 30th, 2003, 5:37am » Quote Modify

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Ok I have a hard time believing this. Most clubs would ban him in a heartbeat. Also you can choose to stand anywhere on stage you want. Why go over to time a spread your legs? Your just as sick and messed up as he is. You could just stay on the other side of the stage and perform for the other customers, theres no reason for you to go over to him. Nobody need a dollar that bad. Sorry if I was very blunt but I think this is really nasty.
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« Reply #10 on: Aug 30th, 2003, 5:56am » Quote Modify

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on Aug 30th, 2003, 1:05am, kittykat wrote:I smell a troll!



Good call, I smell a troll also

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Well if this poster is being honest here, i can see it happening, but rare. I mean after all some mothers sleep with their sons.

You say you have talked to him about it Diane, he does not care. Then you say he tips you while you spread your legs in front of him. Then you say he goes right up to tip row to watch this. And you believe he does not want you to quit? I'm confused.

Either way, have another talk, tell him this is not normal. Tell him if he keeps it up you will quit. Just call him on it. See what happens.

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« Reply #12 on: Aug 30th, 2003, 10:33am » Quote Modify

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I think this is a bull shit post too,most sons wouldnt even want to go to were there mom was dancing,like mellanie said of hers,unless he is just intersted in the other girls and just jokes w/ his mom.Maybe she is not up to par as a mother,who knows the way she interacts w/ him or what her personal life is like,but if its the only place in town and he goes to llok at the other girls and not the mom,and she just so happens to work there ,that isnt too bad.
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« Reply #13 on: Aug 30th, 2003, 10:36am » Quote Modify

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Now Diane. You know this is wrong. He knows this is wrong. You are his mother. In our society that makes it your responsibility to impart this to him in a way that will change his behavior. It sounds like you aren't able to do this. Actually it sounds like both of you have some role confusion issues, and he has you all mixed up in his issues with women. But nobody can psychoanalyze you or tell you what to do on stripperweb. We can only tell you this:

Get thyself to a therapist!

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« Reply #14 on: Aug 30th, 2003, 10:53am » Quote Modify

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on Aug 29th, 2003, 11:50pm, Diane38 wrote:Yes he does go right up to the tip row.

It IS difficult to perform in front of him but I'm a professional and do what I have to do. I'm not sure why he does it exactly--I don't think he wants me to quit or anything.



Well does he at least tip well?
(I couldn't resist...smells like troll in here anyway)

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« Reply #15 on: Aug 30th, 2003, 10:58am » Quote Modify

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Quote:...however he does expect me to spread my legs in front of him when he tips...




Quote:You had me up until your last sentence.



Yup me too. Troll.

And if by chance this was a real post, cause lets face it there are some messed up people in this buisiness, Diane you are just as messed up as your son is for going to get that tip from him. Its just sick. Go see a therapist by youself if you have to.
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« Reply #16 on: Aug 30th, 2003, 11:07am » Quote Modify

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She may not be a troll.

There are some things that happen on another board that I read and I know that they are real, but a lot of people would not believe it.

If you think about all the crazy fetishes there are in this world, how could this weird story be any different?
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This is kind of hard to swallow. If "Diane" is for real how come she has never made it clear to her "son" that he should not or cannot coincide with her at that club "She" also is obssesed with her spreading her legs in front of "him". But what gets first prize is that "she" allows "him" to tip her Even the most seasoned professional dancer would not allow his son to go inside the club if she doesn't want him there, regardless of age.
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SHARON, Pa. -- A woman was arrested after authorities said she bought her son and three of his friends beer and put on a striptease in a hotel in an alleged attempt to make up for a failed birthday trip to ride go-carts.

The 34-year-old woman was ordered to stand trial on charges of corruption of minors, indecent assault and reckless endangerment stemming from the alleged July 26 party.

Police said the youths met at a western Pennsylvania go-cart track to celebrate the birthday of the woman's son. When the boys discovered all the go-carts rented out, the woman drove to Ohio to buy beer and then took the youths to a hotel, police alleged.

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« Reply #19 on: Aug 30th, 2003, 1:22pm » Quote Modify

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Actually, my younger brother used to come into the club where I used to work in Silicon Valley. This was a bikini bar and, no, he did not tip me. He did bring his friends in a couple of times! I used to baby sit a couple of them (My bro and I are six years apart.)

A couple of his friends were kind of cute

However, he was in the club more often when I wasn't there. He was starting to become a 'regular' of sorts. This started to scare me. He was still a virgin and, well you know, hormones running rampant. Some of the girls knew he had money and that is where I put my foot down! He started spending way too much money on a certain dancer and I knew what he wanted, but I also knew he was never gonna git it

I was almost ready to buy him a call girl to get it out of his system!! Finally, he met someone who did something else for a living and got laid. After that, he came in less and less until he stopped.

This is NOT the same situation as yours, Diane. It did make me feel a bit uncomfortable.

Cheers,

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« Reply #20 on: Aug 30th, 2003, 2:31pm » Quote Modify

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This is all very bizarre. I cannot speak for that praticular club, but there have been clubs that I have been told that I had to leave, just because I was annoying a girl or making her feel uncomfortable. This was usually me just waving her over to get dances or asking her to come over to dance for me. It was my impression that the bounces would kick anyone out that caused any distress to the dancers. I could be totally wrong though.
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« Reply #21 on: Aug 30th, 2003, 7:04pm » Quote Modify

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oh fer the love of Mary.....what a load.
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« Reply #22 on: Aug 31st, 2003, 11:31pm » Quote Modify

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this is a bull shit post for sure. why would she take a dollar from her son? and then spread her legs for him. whatever........
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« Reply #23 on: Aug 31st, 2003, 11:52pm » Quote Modify

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Hey,Diane, I'm goibg to be bunt with you. You and your son has major issues...or shall I say... problems. Head over to the nearest theropist...NOW!
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lestat lol how could u...hehehehehhehe
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I wonder what property values are like if you live under a bridge?
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« Reply #26 on: Sep 1st, 2003, 3:11pm » Quote Modify

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on Aug 30th, 2003, 5:56am, Chuck149 wrote:

Good call, I smell a troll also





I agree
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« Reply #27 on: Sep 1st, 2003, 3:13pm » Quote Modify

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BTW this post makes me gag IRL.. i have a son and crap like this is very disturbing.. if you are a troll you need to seek help.. if you are not... same goes..

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eh - that's f*ed up :drunk:

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long read but worth it in the end lol

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lol I dont think its legit the more I thin of it...thats just ridiculous!

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i feel dirty after reading that

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Originally posted by jipped genes
i feel dirty after reading that

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damn

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Did she expect her life and her kid to be normal having him at 17 years old? bwahahaha

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwww what a terrible mother!!!

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wow thats pretty fucking outrageous