Dates gone wrong...

[Puddles]

Not necessarilly bad, but what's a date that's gone wrong for ya?

Me...we had a girlfriend come in from out of state for the weekend with her g/f. We've been with our g/f a few times before and always had a blast. I heard a lot of good things about her friend and was looking forward to meeting her and of course hoped to hook up with her. Well, we all agot along the first night but kept things relatively calm as we had a party here and a bunch of friends stayed over. The next night it was just the 4 of us (hubby, me, our g/f and her g/f) and we went to our favorite tiki bar and I got plastered. Got home and hubby and our g/f went upstairs for a bit and me and the other girl were downstairs getting shots of tequilla ready. We did a couple of shots together until the other 2 came down. When they got down we all did a few shots together. Then it was time for chocolate martini's...this is about where my memory gets fuzzy...I vaguely remember making the first one...and the second one was only remembered when hubby told me I made it.

The next day Stromba asks me if I remembered kissing my friend's g/f. Ummmm...now that you mention it...I have a vague memory of that! But the memory was very foggy...damnit! Then he asks if I remember sitting behind our g/f giving her a massage, and then laying down and passing out! LOL NO! I don't remember passing out!

Shortly after I pass out he wakes me up. "C'mon hun, let's go take a shower." I reply "I don't need a shower, I took one a little while ago." Little did I know he was trying to wake me up. So, I head upstairs and instead of getting in the shower I crawl into bed. Our g/f comes in and tries to get me in the shower with her. I'm like, "Nah, I'll just lay here, you and Stromba can take a shower together." At that point I pass out AGAIN.

I wake up with them trying to get me involved but I'm way too drunk, tell them to have fun and pass out again. Next morning I vaguely remember some candles falling on my head from the headboard when they were fucking and hearing our g/f cumming. I woke up the next morning with candles sticking in my sides and for a moment I wondered how they got in the bed. OMG I was sooo hungover.

Stromba went to work and the girls and I went to the beach. On the ride over there we talked about the night before and things came back to me. I was soooo embarrassed but found it funny too. We had some good laughs...and later that night we made up for it all. :D

[Stonecold54]

My worst one was when I hooked up with this girl when I was drunk. she was younger than me but was really hot and had a great set of tits...then in my drunken stupor I told her I would call her and we would go out...well we went out and she was the stupidest person I have ever heard talk...i felt bad because she just seemed simple but I am such a nice guy that I stuck out the movie, food and a walk in the park...(I wanted to feel those boobs again) :D

[JUICE]

Originally posted by stonecold54
well we went out and she was the stupidest person I have ever heard talk...

dont u hate those people. Currently i have a girl of 3 years but when i was single, i used to meet the dumbest, stupidest girls ever.

I remember this once, a friend wanted to hook me up with one of his girlfriends friends who said she was hot and all. He would describe her awesomely but when the time came i was like no way. We spoke on the phone and all, seemed cool. But this once he brought her along with his gf over. They were outside in the car while i was on the outside talking to them. Well the girl kepy on calling me over to her side of the car. I refused to, i only saw her once and wanted me there like as if i were her bf. I was like wtf. The next day, she calls telling me off that im a dick and i suck. I asked why, she goes cause i didnt wanna get next to her and all, i think she was the type of chick that likes having guys all over her. I was like, im not ur bf not are we in anyway talking. She called me shit, and i was like u know what "first of all, u aint my type", " I dont even like you", and " I never showed interest in you, so what makes u think i want u". She got pissed off big time and to top it off she had a boyfriend. The worst thing was she was butt ugly.

[JUICE]

Has anyone ever had any blind dates as when u dont know the persons your peers are trying to hook u up with. Ive had those before and they were terrible.

[Mr I]

Originally posted by JUICE
Currently i have a girl of 3 years

No..I was gonna..but no

[Puddles]

Originally posted by Mr incredible
No..I was gonna..but no

:rofl:

[BENCH355ANIMAL]

Worse one I can think of was back when I met this Real hot, and exotic looking girl who was 18 at the time....I was probably 22. She had grown up most of her life in Sweden, because her dad is a VP for Dupont. She was really rich, and had a huge house that her, and her older sister lived in. It was in a really ritzy neighborhood where I never went.....I couldn't even afford to drive through :) Well, we had went to the movies, and had been drinking, and already fucked in my car in the parking lot. Then she decided since her sister was out for the night, we would just go back to her house. How could I refuse. Well I get there to this immaculate house, and she takes me upstairs to her bedroom, and we start going at it. I start getting really congested, and start sneezing right in the middle of fucking, and look over to see a fucking cat. I'm so allergic to cats it's crazy, so needless to say.....I had to leave quick, but not before busting a nut in her mouth ;)

[Puddles]

Originally posted by BENCH355ANIMAL
I had to leave quick, but not before busting a nut in her mouth ;)

Haha!

[JUICE]

Originally posted by Mr incredible
No..I was gonna..but no

huh:dunno:

[Puddles]

Originally posted by JUICE
huh:dunno:

The way he quoted you it sounds like your g/f is 3 years old. LOL

[JUICE]

Originally posted by Puddles
The way he quoted you it sounds like your g/f is 3 years old. LOL

:eek: nO nO nO nO:eek:


Nah we've been together for almost 3 years now:D

[coffee-guy]

Puddles -

I thought you might get a laugh out of this... so here goes (it's my first post).

When I was sixteen years old I was working for my dad at the ATL Hartsfield Airport under the A-Concourse. His store was catered to Flight Attendants and Pilots so I was exposed to numerous hotties. I managed to get in good with a few of them and was invited to several parties. Needless to say, I was already the man at school so this only added to my ability to hook up whenever I wanted to (with some real freaks).

:lm:

At the time I had a good buddy that had never been with a woman. Since he was quite the supplier of some illegal goods he fit in at one of these parties quite nicely. After I had my fill of debauchery I managed to talk one of my girl friends into helping my buddy out. It was almost 4 in the morning and most everyone else had passed out in the hotel suite so we had to be fairly quiet.

While she was giving my buddy his first ever blow job I came up from behind her and tapped her back door. I was out of protection by then, and at my age potential children was not part of my ever growing vocabulary, so this was how I convinced her to proceed with the dirty deed :) Having no lube I found a small bottle of hotel lotion on the nightstand and lubed with no regard for staying clean. I came fairly quick but managed to keep going for about ten more minutes before we all came together. I guess that since it was (supposedly) her first time for this experience she let go a total mess all over me and my buddies legs/feet. He was somewhat out of it by this point so he didn't really freak. My girl friend fell asleep and I hit the shower since I had to be at work in an hour to open the shop.

:doggy:

My experience was quite nice, however my friend woke up late in the afternoon with the maid crew in the room and no one else from the party in sight. The worst part for him was that in the dark room earlier during our session (unknown to me) me and my girl friend had managed to position ourselves over his shed clothes. Now, according to him, it was the biggest mess he had ever seen of this nature and he and the maid crew proceeded to freak out. I guess the worst part was that he had been tossing and turning in my and my girl friends mess all night. He ended up having to purchase a hotel robe (and wear it all the way home - to a house full of his parents guest mind you) and bribe the maid crew into helping him clean up the bed etc.

:pimpslap:

I'm sorry to say that the story got around our circle of friends and the rest of the school knew by that following Monday. There wasn't a day that went by for the next six months that somebody didn't give him a hard time about it.

I hope you got a laugh from this.

:cool:

[Bouncer]

Puddles -

I thought you might get a laugh out of this... so here goes (it's my first post).

When I was sixteen years old I was working for my dad at the ATL Hartsfield Airport under the A-Concourse. His store was catered to Flight Attendants and Pilots so I was exposed to numerous hotties. I managed to get in good with a few of them and was invited to several parties. Needless to say, I was already the man at school so this only added to my ability to hook up whenever I wanted to (with some real freaks).

:lm:

At the time I had a good buddy that had never been with a woman. Since he was quite the supplier of some illegal goods he fit in at one of these parties quite nicely. After I had my fill of debauchery I managed to talk one of my girl friends into helping my buddy out. It was almost 4 in the morning and most everyone else had passed out in the hotel suite so we had to be fairly quiet.

While she was giving my buddy his first ever blow job I came up from behind her and tapped her back door. I was out of protection by then, and at my age potential children was not part of my ever growing vocabulary, so this was how I convinced her to proceed with the dirty deed :) Having no lube I found a small bottle of hotel lotion on the nightstand and lubed with no regard for staying clean. I came fairly quick but managed to keep going for about ten more minutes before we all came together. I guess that since it was (supposedly) her first time for this experience she let go a total mess all over me and my buddies legs/feet. He was somewhat out of it by this point so he didn't really freak. My girl friend fell asleep and I hit the shower since I had to be at work in an hour to open the shop.

:doggy:

My experience was quite nice, however my friend woke up late in the afternoon with the maid crew in the room and no one else from the party in sight. The worst part for him was that in the dark room earlier during our session (unknown to me) me and my girl friend had managed to position ourselves over his shed clothes. Now, according to him, it was the biggest mess he had ever seen of this nature and he and the maid crew proceeded to freak out. I guess the worst part was that he had been tossing and turning in my and my girl friends mess all night. He ended up having to purchase a hotel robe (and wear it all the way home - to a house full of his parents guest mind you) and bribe the maid crew into helping him clean up the bed etc.

:pimpslap:

I'm sorry to say that the story got around our circle of friends and the rest of the school knew by that following Monday. There wasn't a day that went by for the next six months that somebody didn't give him a hard time about it.

I hope you got a laugh from this.

:cool:

:rofl:

[Puddles]

Puddles -

I thought you might get a laugh out of this... so here goes (it's my first post).

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I hope you got a laugh from this.

:cool:

You definitely win the Dates Gone Wrong Award! :wacko:

Thank you for sharing! :3some:

[JUICE]

yo fog hat, thats some crazy shit there man :rofl: