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Man goes into a bar with an ostrich and a cat.
> The bar tender says "What would you like Sir?"
> The Man Says "I'll have a pint of beer"
> He looks at the ostrich and says "What will you have?"
> "I'll have a pint of beer" says the ostrich.
> He looks at the cat "What will you have?"
> Half a pint of beer - but I'm not paying!" .
> "That will be £12.65" says the bartender.
> So the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exactly £12.65.
> The next day after work the man goes into the same bar.
> "What'll it be today" says the bartender
> "Double whisky on the rocks" says the man
> He looks at the ostrich and says "What will you have?" "I'll join you
in a double whisky" says the ostrich He looks at the cat "What will you
have?"
> "Half a pint of beer - but I'm not paying!"
> "That will be £21.95" says the bartender
> So the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exactly £21.95.
> The next day after work the man goes into the same bar.
> "Excuse me" the bartender says "I was just wondering why, no matter
what the price, you always have the exact change in your pocket?"
> "Well" says the man "When my grandmother died she left me everything
in her house and inside there was a lamp so I rubbed it and out popped a
genie.
It granted me three wishes so I asked that every time I wanted to buy
> something I would have the exact change in my pocket"
> "That's brilliant" says the bartender "You'll never ever run out of
money.
> What else did you ask for?"
>
> "A bird with long legs and a tight pussy"
> The bar tender says "What would you like Sir?"
> The Man Says "I'll have a pint of beer"
> He looks at the ostrich and says "What will you have?"
> "I'll have a pint of beer" says the ostrich.
> He looks at the cat "What will you have?"
> Half a pint of beer - but I'm not paying!" .
> "That will be £12.65" says the bartender.
> So the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exactly £12.65.
> The next day after work the man goes into the same bar.
> "What'll it be today" says the bartender
> "Double whisky on the rocks" says the man
> He looks at the ostrich and says "What will you have?" "I'll join you
in a double whisky" says the ostrich He looks at the cat "What will you
have?"
> "Half a pint of beer - but I'm not paying!"
> "That will be £21.95" says the bartender
> So the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exactly £21.95.
> The next day after work the man goes into the same bar.
> "Excuse me" the bartender says "I was just wondering why, no matter
what the price, you always have the exact change in your pocket?"
> "Well" says the man "When my grandmother died she left me everything
in her house and inside there was a lamp so I rubbed it and out popped a
genie.
It granted me three wishes so I asked that every time I wanted to buy
> something I would have the exact change in my pocket"
> "That's brilliant" says the bartender "You'll never ever run out of
money.
> What else did you ask for?"
>
> "A bird with long legs and a tight pussy"
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