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Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped
>some
> > > cards on the floor.
> > > When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's
>wife
> > > Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
> > > Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
> > > the table and emerged red-faced.
> > > Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
> > > Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked
> > > under there?"
> > > Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed
> > > he did.
> > > She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
> > > After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
> > > of this offer, John confirms that he
> > > is interested. She tells him that
> > > since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John
> > > should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
> > > When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m.
> > > sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the
>bedroom
> > > and closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left.
> > > As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the
> > > house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this
> > > afternoon?"
> > > With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a
> > > few minutes this afternoon."
> > > Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And
> > > did he give you $500?"
> > > In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering
> > > her best poker face, replied,
> > > "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
> > > Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
> > >
> > > "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
> > > borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
> > > afternoon
> > > on his way home and pay me back"
> > > Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!!
:rofl:
>some
> > > cards on the floor.
> > > When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's
>wife
> > > Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
> > > Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
> > > the table and emerged red-faced.
> > > Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
> > > Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked
> > > under there?"
> > > Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed
> > > he did.
> > > She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
> > > After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
> > > of this offer, John confirms that he
> > > is interested. She tells him that
> > > since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John
> > > should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
> > > When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m.
> > > sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the
>bedroom
> > > and closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left.
> > > As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the
> > > house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this
> > > afternoon?"
> > > With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a
> > > few minutes this afternoon."
> > > Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And
> > > did he give you $500?"
> > > In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering
> > > her best poker face, replied,
> > > "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
> > > Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
> > >
> > > "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
> > > borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
> > > afternoon
> > > on his way home and pay me back"
> > > Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!!
:rofl:
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