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    Students in an advanced biology class were
    >> taking a mid term test .
    >> The last question was
    >> "Name seven advantages of mothers milk,"
    >> worth 70 points or none at all.
    >> One student who had also partied the night before,
    >> was hard put to think of seven advantages.
    >> He finally wrote:
    >>
    >> 1. It is a perfect formula for the child.
    >>
    >> 2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
    >>
    >> 3. It is always available as needed.
    >>
    >> 4. It is always at the right temperature
    >>
    >> 5 It is inexpensive
    >>
    >> 6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.
    >>
    >>
    >> And then, the student was stuck.
    >> Finally, just before the bell indicating
    >> the end of the test rang, he wrote.......
    >>
    >> 7. It comes in such cute containers.
    >>
    >> He got an "A"
    >>

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    A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks
    > >over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
    > >
    > >The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time
    > >now. Do you know him?"
    > >
    > >"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that
    > >since I left him seven years ago."
    > >
    > >"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody
    could
    > >celebrate that long."

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    • #3
      Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the
      > >> night, in search of a glass of water.
      > >> Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his
      > >> folks in 'the act'.
      > >> Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy!
      > >> Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"
      > >> Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable
      > >> questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride,
      > >> agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town.
      > >> Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.
      > >> Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me
      > >> and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

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      • #4
        :rofl:

        LD

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        • #5
          The 3rd one is hilarious!!! :rofl:

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          • #6
            lmao

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            • #7
              good stuff...
              :rofl:


              if you have more keep posting them

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ace0419
                I don't really get the first one, but the other two are pretty funny!
                You have got to be kidding!

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