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So I meet this chic online and she looks pretty decent. Her boobs are perfect. Not real big, just perfectly round and everything. May have had enhancements. Anyway, I loved them, and liked her a lot. We were at her place after the first date. I thought i was going to score because she was all kissing me and saying shit like "oh baby, I want you." Then after a while, she got up and went to the bedroom for a second and came back out and gave me a hint to leave. So I kissed her goodnight and she told me how she liked me and wanted to go out again. But the next week when I called to see what time to pick her up, she totally blew me off. And I haven't heard from her since. It made me sad because I liked her, also, I was so sure about getting some that it made my balls hurt. And there I was, left standing with hurting balls. What the hell happened?
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dude, u should of take her panties off when u were kissing her! -
well, i say forget that bitch, try some other gilrsComment
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:rofl:Comment
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Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever chase a woman. It appears desperate (which is) and is usally a turn off for them, besides she is an internet HO... not really a quality chick IMO
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It sounds more like you were trying to get laid than actually liking the girl. Don't let the woman know that's your intent :)Comment
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Bro she's an internet ho, forget her you should have started kissing and blowing in her ears feeling up her titties, then you might have had a chance getting her panties off....move on!Comment
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OMG!!!Originally posted by meat12
It sounds more like you were trying to get laid than actually liking the girl. Don't let the woman know that's your intent :)
Is this why you guy's say all those sweet thing to us???
just to get in our panties? :rofl:Comment
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Originally posted by cowgirl
OMG!!!
Is this why you guy's say all those sweet thing to us???
just to get in our panties? :rofl:
:rofl:
most of the time :DComment
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:agree:Comment
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Was she rubbing on your crotch at all during this "oh baby" kiss fest? If so....maybe she felt how small you were, had to go in the bedroom to laugh into a pillow, and came back out and told you to bail :rofl:Comment
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Nah, she didn't get that good of a feel. Besides, i'm not really small. Anyway, I liked her. She must have had breast enhancement or something because her boobs were just perfect. Not real big, just perfect. And I even got to play with one. Maybe she was just cheating on her boyfriend or something. I don't know, but she said she wanted to go out again and then canceled at the last minute. Never heard from her again. Wierd. Maybe it's good that she didn't because I the way I liked her, I would have stuck it in without a condom. YOu know what I mean?Comment
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Meat:
Reading your posts (this one and others), I'm thinking you really have an image/self-confidence issue. You have trouble getting dates, chicks don't seem to read your signals, they blow you off, etc. Either it's a chronic problem, or you feel like it is...and they're both bad.
I've been married for years, so I'm not out there lookin to get laid, but I do have some advice. SLOW DOWN! If you wanna get laid, rent a porn flick and beat off. If you can't meet women at clubs, find places neighborhood classes or ask your firends about chicks they know.
Otherwise, chicks are gonna see "Desperate" on your forehead like a neon sign and run in the other direction.Comment
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Hey bro you just need to hook up and get laid, get your pipes cleaned out and maybe you'll start thinking straight again. Chill out and relax when you're with the girls, enjoy it and try not to seem so damn desperate, you have got to pretend that it really doesnt make a difference if you get laid or not. Seriously lower the standards a bit and get laid so you can get your confidence back. Good luck brotherComment
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:agree: yeah bro you need some tune ups (so to speak) lower the standards and bang something "B" class , once you feel confident enough at that level move up to "A" classOriginally posted by phatchopper
Hey bro you just need to hook up and get laid, get your pipes cleaned out and maybe you'll start thinking straight again. Chill out and relax when you're with the girls, enjoy it and try not to seem so damn desperate, you have got to pretend that it really doesnt make a difference if you get laid or not. Seriously lower the standards a bit and get laid so you can get your confidence back. Good luck brotherComment
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