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Tired of your protien shakes? I read this online people are basically buying tarantulas and eating them for their protien. Claim: an excellent source of protien tastes like lobster. Expensive breakfast.
Step 1.
Find yourself a nice fat tarantula and put in blender.
Step 2.
Add fruit or nuts to own personal preference, personally I like bananas. Make sure they're not chopped to thickly.
Step 3.
Add milk and milkshake powder, it is best to add the spider after this point as spiders naturally avoid liquids and he may try to escape.
Step 4.
Turn on the blender. This picture is taken about halfway through the process and you can still see a few crunchy legs.
Step 5.
Mission complete, poor it in a glass with some ice and serve to unsuspecting house guests.
Step 1.
Find yourself a nice fat tarantula and put in blender.
Step 2.
Add fruit or nuts to own personal preference, personally I like bananas. Make sure they're not chopped to thickly.
Step 3.
Add milk and milkshake powder, it is best to add the spider after this point as spiders naturally avoid liquids and he may try to escape.
Step 4.
Turn on the blender. This picture is taken about halfway through the process and you can still see a few crunchy legs.
Step 5.
Mission complete, poor it in a glass with some ice and serve to unsuspecting house guests.
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