need advice. ..quik!!!

[meatbldr]

There is this lady in the office right now that seems to be interested in me. I've met her a few times before. She ask me to help her with something and then started scooting closer and everything. She's still over there working right now!! Even while im typing this!! I'm thinking about coaxing her in one of the empty rooms to see if she'll kiss. If i'm going to get laid, this is going to be my chance!! If you have any advice, I need it quik!!

[Matt76]

bring a camera and tape that shit:)

but seriously don't be a pussy go get ya some bro

[Shibby]

Stop being a tool, and talk to her like an adult, or she might see how immature you are and laugh at you like the 20 year old.

[meatbldr]

Oh my god!!!! I had to help her again. This is gettin good!! I'm not sure if there's going to be an empty room. Maybe I should write my no. on some paper and give it to her.

[meatbldr]

I'm trying to play it cool here. well, now is the time to see what this board is made of.....I know, I don't want to screw it up this time!!

[Shibby]

What this board is made of? I think you got the wrong board if your hear to test out the sex and realtionshio section. :rolleyes:

[GreekTank]

What happened, did you make out with her or what?

[imonboardtoo]

yea...status?

[bad14u]

Originally posted by imonboardtoo
yea...status?

His status....Single guy that masturbates alot!

[Bouncer]

What the fuck is wrong with you? You are a full blown fucking nerd if I ever saw one. Go find a different board to post this bullshit on because Im sick of your blithering. And those of you who seem to be interested in what this tool does should be ashamed of yourself.

[bad14u]

Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
And those of you who seem to be interested in what this tool does should be ashamed of yourself.

:rofl:

[Bouncer]

Fuck it, I banned the creepy fuck. I can see this nut rapeing some lady in the future.

[bonebreaker]

Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
Fuck it, I banned the creepy fuck. I can see this nut rapeing some lady in the future.

:rofl: Good for you. You need to keep your finger on the "BAN" button. Seems to me like they're coming out of the woodwork lately. BB

[BENCH355ANIMAL]

It's about time Bouncer. This guy is the most nerdy idiot I have ever seen. "Oh my God....this girl looked at me when I walked by......do you think she wants to meet me in the McDonalds bathroom to have sex?" How should I approach her, because I really love this girl" I've known her for almost 3 minutes now, and can see us getting married, and having kids!!!" Please help me out !!!"

DumbFuck

[beefcake]

Originally posted by BENCH355ANIMAL
It's about time Bouncer. This guy is the most nerdy idiot I have ever seen. "Oh my God....this girl looked at me when I walked by......do you think she wants to meet me in the McDonalds bathroom to have sex?" How should I approach her, because I really love this girl" I've known her for almost 3 minutes now, and can see us getting married, and having kids!!!" Please help me out !!!"

DumbFuck

You think she'll let you play with her titty?