Ok story tellers i need some help if you could

[urso8up]

THere is a radio satation here giving away boob jobs and my wife wants one. The thing is we need to come up with a good story about why we need a boob job it could be a real or fake story and neither one of us are good a making up stories especally one that coud when a contest so that is where i need youyr help if you could help me by posting a story that would win her a boob job we would be very thankful. Post as many as you come up with because we can enter as many as we want.


THank you

[Shibby]

I would start by changing the spelling of "when" to "win" so it looks like she's old enough to get one. :P

[Primal Instinct]

If your wife wins a boob job you and her will be much happier and productive workers and citizens. More productive individuals get promotions. A higher promotion means that you can get into management positions and therefore, can influence the direction of your company. This means that you can keep decent paying jobs right here in the US of A.

So, if your wife wins the boob job contest, it would benefit the local and federal economies, not to mention that you'll be putting those boobs to good use. No one likes to waste perfectly good boobs.



(If you win the contest I should at least get a set of pics and maybe even a squeeze or two) :D

[hlcn8]

hmmmm... the only things i can think of are stupid, as in 'she has a phobia of toes so she needs boobs to obstruct the view,' i'll keep thinking about this one and let you know if i come up w/ anything decent!

[trip]

Originally posted by Primal Instinct
If your wife wins a boob job you and her will be much happier and productive workers and citizens. More productive individuals get promotions. A higher promotion means that you can get into management positions and therefore, can influence the direction of your company. This means that you can keep decent paying jobs right here in the US of A.

So, if your wife wins the boob job contest, it would benefit the local and federal economies, not to mention that you'll be putting those boobs to good use. No one likes to waste perfectly good boobs.



(If you win the contest I should at least get a set of pics and maybe even a squeeze or two) :D

roflmao, I actually like this, toe thing is funny to

[phatchopper]

the toe thing cracks my ass up, I hope someone comes up with a good one for this

[bad14u]

I don't know if this is too late, but I hope not!

What you need to tell them is that one afternoon while the family was watching tv together, your son, who was sitting on the couch next to his mother, reached over and started rubbing her breast with his hands! You two ask why he is doing this. He says he over heard you and her talking about her wanting bigger boobs. You ask him...how is rubbing mommies boobs with your hands going to make them bigger? He replies...."When I rub my peepee with my hands it gets bigger!"

Anyway...hope it isn't too late!