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This is a true story about a recent wedding that
took place at Clemson University. It was in the
local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got
up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support
them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his
family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he
wanted to give everyone a special gift just from
him... So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila
envelope. He said this was his
gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy
of his bride having sex with the best man. The
groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the
guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then
he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and
said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage
annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair,
this guy goes through with the charade, as
if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the
bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all,
trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in
front of 300 friends and family members. This guy
has balls the size of church bells. Do you
think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family
members and friends...................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion...............................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui....................................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping the best
man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for
everything else there's MASTERCARD.
took place at Clemson University. It was in the
local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got
up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support
them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his
family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he
wanted to give everyone a special gift just from
him... So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila
envelope. He said this was his
gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy
of his bride having sex with the best man. The
groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the
guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then
he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and
said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage
annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair,
this guy goes through with the charade, as
if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the
bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all,
trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in
front of 300 friends and family members. This guy
has balls the size of church bells. Do you
think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family
members and friends...................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion...............................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui....................................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping the best
man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for
everything else there's MASTERCARD.
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