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  • My Grandpa

    I hope this will again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come from a teacher, the library or the Internet. It comes from a mentor, and on a very personal level.

    My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. We used to take long walks and drives together. He would make special trips to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him.

    I was young when he died. If he were living today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember best, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice came from him when I was only 12.

    We were sitting in a park, watching children with their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. He told me that one day, I'd find a woman and start my own family. Then he said, "And be sure you marry a woman with small hands."

    "Why should I do that, Grandpa?" I asked.

    "It makes your pecker look bigger."

    Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it.

  • #2
    The definition between "guts" and "balls"!


    The definition between "guts" and "balls"!



    Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
    assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
    "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
    smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

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    • #3
      I love the second one

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      • #4
        :rofl:


        your next, thats great

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        • #5
          hahahhahaha the second one is good :rofl:

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