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Eleven Reasons To Go To Work Naked:
1. Your boss is always yelling,
"I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation
to work on your tan.
3. It's an inventive way to finally meet
the chick in Human Resources.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
5. To stop those creepy guys in payroll
from looking down your blouse.
6. You want to see if it's like your dreams.
7. It's something extra to add to your
already exaggerated resume.
8. People will stop stealing your pens
after they've seen where you keep them.
9. It diverts attention from the fact
that you also came to work drunk.
10. It gives "a bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
11. No one steals your chair.
1. Your boss is always yelling,
"I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation
to work on your tan.
3. It's an inventive way to finally meet
the chick in Human Resources.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
5. To stop those creepy guys in payroll
from looking down your blouse.
6. You want to see if it's like your dreams.
7. It's something extra to add to your
already exaggerated resume.
8. People will stop stealing your pens
after they've seen where you keep them.
9. It diverts attention from the fact
that you also came to work drunk.
10. It gives "a bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
11. No one steals your chair.
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