Sick joke i heard today

[johnstephenson]

How is a woman and a freezer different?









Freezers dont fart when you pull the meat out.

sorry i know its crude

[Bouncer]

lol

[Shibby]

Well one I don't advocate in real life AT ALL but thought was funny when I heard it:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?














Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

[johnstephenson]

Thats funny s*#t.

[Timma]

:rofl:

[meat12]

lmao

[Stonecold54]

lol...first time I heard that joke I thought the person telling said..."what do you do with a woman with two black guys" and I was gonna say..."Leave her alone because she is probably busy" :D

[buccaneer19]

hahaha.

[beefcake]

How do you know when you're at a gay picnic?




When the hot dogs taste like shit.

[hlcn8]

why did cave men drag women by their hair?









cause if you drag them by their feet, they fill up with dirt...

...sorry ladies!