What do you do when your partner is out of town...

[Puddles]

and you need some relief?


Do you turn to porn for a little company? Just take things into your own hands and imagination? Do you hook up with someone else? Call you partner and have phone sex? Wait till they return?

[beefcake]

I use a warm apple pie. :evil:

[YellowJacket]

I dont know, but my headache goes away and my wallet stays full.....

[Shibby]

I dont know, but my headache goes away and my wallet stays full.....

I took you for more of a dog person :)

[YellowJacket]

The more I get to know girls, the more I like my dog.....

[Shibby]

hahaha

[johnstephenson]

I dont know, but my headache goes away and my wallet stays full.....

Lol, that is sooo true for me...

And as for the question, I wait until she gets home... I gave up on the relieving myself when my mom caught me as a teen playing with ol' one eye. :o :o

[JUICE]

I dont know, but my headache goes away and my wallet stays full.....

very true :rofl:



I just wait till she gets back, would cheat on her. In the mean time i rub one off.

[bad14u]

I dont know, but my headache goes away and my wallet stays full.....

That is so true!

[bad14u]

What do you do when your partner is out of town..

Change the locks!

[giveitup]

hummmmmmmmm

What do you do puddles......???????

[Puddles]

What do you do puddles......???????

Do you turn to porn for a little company? Just take things into your own hands and imagination? Call you partner and have phone sex? Wait till they return?

All of the above. I like to change things up every once in a while.

When he's gone the shower massage often becomes my best friend though.

[Megiddo]

I jerk off. HEll I jerk off when she is in town, at the house, in the next room. I don't care I'll jerk off next her while she is asleep and nut on her eyes so when she wakes up in the morning she'll look like a newborn kitten.

[MuGGsy]

The more I get to know girls, the more I like my dog.....

so true.

[TheStromba]

I jerk off. HEll I jerk off when she is in town, at the house, in the next room. I don't care I'll jerk off next her while she is asleep and nut on her eyes so when she wakes up in the morning she'll look like a newborn kitten.

bwhaahahaa. Great answer.