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    MELBOURNE, Australia -- Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the
    unsuspecting ex-cons down, and shot off their testicles. The old lady spent
    a week hunting those men down and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the
    sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never
    rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis
    Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened
    fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate
    Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas'
    testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis,
    police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but doctor's said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told
    reporters.

    Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just
    happy to be alive after what they've been through. The Rambo Granny
    swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself
    'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library
    worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either -- because I've got me a gun and
    I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when
    the law changed about owning one." So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel. I know it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster
    recalled. So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.
    Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

    Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with
    the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law,
    but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for
    sainthood and a medal.

  • #2
    That's awsome.

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    • #3
      That's bad ass. That's how it should be.

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      • #4
        Damn skippy! Now thats justice. Here in the U.S the granny would be put in jail for 20 years and the 2 guys would sue her and take all her money. Fucking U.S justice system.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
          Damn skippy! Now thats justice. Here in the U.S the granny would be put in jail for 20 years and the 2 guys would sue her and take all her money. Fucking U.S justice system.
          Yep. We need some new damn laws.

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          • #6
            Damn, that's good. She wasn't "dumb enough to turn in her gun when the law changed about having them". She's a walking commercial against gun control, LOL.

            She probably should have just killed them though (after she shot off their balls). Now they will probably sue her.

            Given public sentiment and her advanced age, she will likely get off with a slap on the wrist which is a good thing. She did a public service though.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by spidey
              Now they will probably sue her.
              Naw, she'll probably kill the fucks for that. I think it's worse for them to live in the state that she left them.

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              • #8
                Sorry to burst your bubble but this is a bogus story! Never happened from what I can find on the net!

                http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.htm

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by bad14u
                  Sorry to burst your bubble but this is a bogus story! Never happened from what I can find on the net!

                  http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.htm
                  Oh come on man, next thing we know, you'll be telling us that batman ain't real either.

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                  • #10
                    Damn, got me again.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by bad14u
                      Sorry to burst your bubble but this is a bogus story! Never happened from what I can find on the net!

                      http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.htm
                      that sucks, i sure wish it were true.

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                      • #12
                        True or false it's still a great story that brings out the better side of people.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
                          that sucks, i sure wish it were true.
                          Yea and you wish you were some big bodybuilder too don't ya? :P

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                          • #14
                            Look on the brightside, at least there was no girl that got raped. Like John Malkovich said in con air, I despise rapists.

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                            • #15
                              Fuck it - I'm not reading it just so I can continue to believe in the true justice system... :megaphone we need a Revolution

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