If I died!!!

[Cory]

If I Died...?


WIFE:
"What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND:
"Definitely not!"

WIFE:
"Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND:
"Of course I do."

WIFE:
"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND:
"Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE:
"You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:
"Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND:
"Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE:
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND:
"Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE:
"Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND:
"Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE:
"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND:
"That would seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE:
"Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND:
"No, she's left-handed."

WIFE:
Silence - -

HUSBAND:
"OH, CRAP!"

[Stonecold54]

hee hee hee...that sounds like a drunk coversation I probably would have.

[Puddles]

Haha!

Busted!

[Luftdude]

:rofl: She got him good!

LD