Shit, I missed!!

[Cory]

A Catholic priest and a nun were
taking a rare afternoon off and
enjoying a round of golf. The priest
stepped up to the first tee and took a
mighty swing. He missed the ball
entirely and said "Shit, I missed."

The good Sister told him to watch
his language.

On his next swing, he missed again.
"Shit, I missed."

"Father, I'm not going to play with
you if you keep swearing," the
nun said tartly.

The priest promised to do better
and the round continued. On the
4th tee, he misses again. The usual
comment followed.

Sister is really mad now and says,
"Father John, God is going to
strike you dead if you keep swearing
like that."

On the next tee, Father John
swings and misses again. "Shit, I
missed."

A terrible rumble is heard and a
gigantic bolt of lightning comes out
of the sky and strikes Sister Marie
dead in her tracks.

And from the sky comes a booming voice .......

"Shit, I missed."

[dot1]

not funy.

[NYCmitch25]

not funy.

[sekcbeast]

I thought it was pretty funny. :D

[JUICE]

:):):)

[Stonecold54]

not funy.

why? because religious people are so pure and good? at least they were on the golf course and not molesting people.

[YellowJacket]

why? because religious people [Read: Catholic Priests] are so pure and good? at least they were on the golf course and not molesting people.

I updated it for you :)

[Stonecold54]

I updated it for you :)

shit don't leave out the other nut jobs...mormons, islamists and every other religious person can fit in there. :agree:

[Shibby]

not funy.

:ghey:


I thought is was pretty god damn funny :D

[Luftdude]

Yea, it got a chuckle from me too.

LD

[Bouncer]

i thought it was kinda lame.