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A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity. He was looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, and trying to figure out the wind direction and speed. In short, he was driving his partner nuts. Finally, his exasperated partner said, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball already!" The guy answered, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." "Forget it man, you'll never hit her from here!"
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