What a man wants

[beefcake]

A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop.

The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla."

He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?"

The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?"

"I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life.

First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine.

Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town.

Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along."

[Goddess72]

funny

[coffee-guy]

A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop.

The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla."

He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?"

The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?"

"I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life.

First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine.

Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town.

Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along."

Been there Bro - That's too funny!!!!!!!

Even though some women with children seem to be tighter than other's my sympathies go out to Shibby and Rock - maybe they'll keep us posted :D :D :D

[beefcake]

Even though some women with children seem to be tighter than other's

And you know this how? You mother-fucker. Literally. :rofl:

[Goddess72]

What about mom's who had c-section ???? and woman can make thier pussy tight if they wanted to by working those muscles so you cant say a child makes you loose it's the woman's choice weather or not she want's to work on having a grip down stairs ....lol , it's funny cause the only way a man can get bigger is the pump or implants you poor poor things :evil:

[coffee-guy]

What about mom's who had c-section ???? and woman can make thier pussy tight if they wanted to by working those muscles so you cant say a child makes you loose it's the woman's choice weather or not she want's to work on having a grip down stairs ....lol , it's funny cause the only way a man can get bigger is the pump or implants you poor poor things :evil:

ALL women are different - I've been with "virgins" that weren't as tight as mother's who had vaginal birth's. It's all a matter of nature - I understand that the muscles can be worked (to an extent) but how the hell would a man breach that subject with a woman?

Most women aren't going to take it lightly if their man says "hey - can you work out your pussy so that you aren't as loose?" That would be the equivalent of a woman asking her man for a strap on so she can enjoy some extra length/girth (whatever he's lacking).

Please enlighten me on how you would want to be approached...

[Severedties]

ahahaha

[therock]

Been there Bro - That's too funny!!!!!!!

Even though some women with children seem to be tighter than other's my sympathies go out to Shibby and Rock - maybe they'll keep us posted :D :D :D

Shit I hope she aint loose after the baby! We aint married, but I love her! :evil:

[Luftdude]

:rofl:

LD

[coffee-guy]

Shit I hope she aint loose after the baby! We aint married, but I love her! :evil:

Trust me bro - IT WILL BE DIFFERENT - to say the least. It won't neccesarily stay that way if she doesn't want it to. However, I am still waiting for "Goddess72" to give us men some pointers if the woman isn't doing her part. Maybe Puddles/Dreamgirl or someone else will find this thread and help mankind in how to breach this subject...

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[space mountain]

lol!

[beefcake]

You know how women are. They aren't going to work to make the puss any tighter, they're going to work to find a guy with a bigger dick. So it's probably in your best interest to not say anything about it and just make it work. LOL.

[coffee-guy]

You know how women are. They aren't going to work to make the puss any tighter, they're going to work to find a guy with a bigger dick. So it's probably in your best interest to not say anything about it and just make it work. LOL.

Great Advice for Mankind :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[Pumpdogg]

You know how women are. They aren't going to work to make the puss any tighter, they're going to work to find a guy with a bigger dick. So it's probably in your best interest to not say anything about it and just make it work. LOL.

:rofl:

PD

[therock]

You know how women are. They aren't going to work to make the puss any tighter, they're going to work to find a guy with a bigger dick. So it's probably in your best interest to not say anything about it and just make it work. LOL.

LOL!