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If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one
year ago,
it would now be worth $49.00
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original
$1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one
year
ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum
recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice
is to
drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
year ago,
it would now be worth $49.00
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original
$1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one
year
ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum
recycling
REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice
is to
drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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