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HISTORY TEST
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>
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> Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following
>multiple choice test. The events are actual Events from history. They
>actually happened.
>
>
>
> Do you remember?
>
> 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
>
> a. Superman
>
> b. Jay Leno
>
> c. Harry Potter
>
> d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
>
> 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
>massacred by
>
> a. Olga Corbett
>
> b. Sitting Bull
>
> c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
>
> 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
>
> a. Lost Norwegians
>
> b. Elvis
>
> c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in
>Lebanon by:
>
> a. John Dillinger
>
> b. The King of Sweden
>
> c. The Boy Scouts
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
>
> a. A pizza delivery boy
>
> b. Pee Wee Herman
>
> c. Geraldo Rivera
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70
>year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his
>wheelchair by:
>
> a. The Smurf
>
> b. Davy Jones
>
> c. The Little Mermaid
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy
>diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
>
> a. Captain Kidd
>
> b. Charles Lindberg
>
> c. Mother Teresa
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
> 8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
>
> a. Scooby Do
>
> b. The Tooth Fairy
>
> c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
>
> a. Richard Simmons
>
> b. Grandma Moses
>
> c. Michael Jordan
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were
>bombed by:
>
> a. Mr. Rogers
>
> b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
>problems
>
> c. The World Wrestling Federation
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
>missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two,
>one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and
crashed
>by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
>
> a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fud
>
> b. The Supreme Court of Florida
>
> c. Mr. Bean
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan
>against:
>
> a. Enron
>
> b. The Lutheran Church
>
> c. The NFL
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
>
> a. Bonnie and Clyde
>
> b. Captain Kangaroo
>
> c. Billy Graham
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
> Nope, .I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling,
>do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly
>fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no
longer
>be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random
searches
>of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper
>identification, secret agents who are members of the President's
>security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of
>Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males
>between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.
>
> Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria
>Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices
>that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves --
>if they have any such sense. As the writer of the award winning story
>"Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does."
>
> Come on people, wake up!!! Keep this going. Pass it on to
>everyone in your address book. Our Country and our troops need our
>support.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> And guess who just bombed London?
>
>
>
>
> Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following
>multiple choice test. The events are actual Events from history. They
>actually happened.
>
>
>
> Do you remember?
>
> 1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
>
> a. Superman
>
> b. Jay Leno
>
> c. Harry Potter
>
> d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
>
> 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
>massacred by
>
> a. Olga Corbett
>
> b. Sitting Bull
>
> c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
>
> 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
>
> a. Lost Norwegians
>
> b. Elvis
>
> c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in
>Lebanon by:
>
> a. John Dillinger
>
> b. The King of Sweden
>
> c. The Boy Scouts
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
>
> a. A pizza delivery boy
>
> b. Pee Wee Herman
>
> c. Geraldo Rivera
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70
>year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his
>wheelchair by:
>
> a. The Smurf
>
> b. Davy Jones
>
> c. The Little Mermaid
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy
>diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
>
> a. Captain Kidd
>
> b. Charles Lindberg
>
> c. Mother Teresa
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
> 8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
>
> a. Scooby Do
>
> b. The Tooth Fairy
>
> c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
>
> a. Richard Simmons
>
> b. Grandma Moses
>
> c. Michael Jordan
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were
>bombed by:
>
> a. Mr. Rogers
>
> b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
>problems
>
> c. The World Wrestling Federation
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
>missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two,
>one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and
crashed
>by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
>
> a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fud
>
> b. The Supreme Court of Florida
>
> c. Mr. Bean
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan
>against:
>
> a. Enron
>
> b. The Lutheran Church
>
> c. The NFL
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>
> 13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
>
> a. Bonnie and Clyde
>
> b. Captain Kangaroo
>
> c. Billy Graham
>
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
> Nope, .I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling,
>do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly
>fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no
longer
>be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random
searches
>of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper
>identification, secret agents who are members of the President's
>security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of
>Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males
>between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.
>
> Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria
>Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices
>that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves --
>if they have any such sense. As the writer of the award winning story
>"Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does."
>
> Come on people, wake up!!! Keep this going. Pass it on to
>everyone in your address book. Our Country and our troops need our
>support.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> And guess who just bombed London?
>
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