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A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. The husband wanted a new truck; the wife wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip around town. He would probably have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in four seconds or less. My birthday is coming up, you could surprise me."
So, for her birthday he bought her a brand new bathroom scale…
Services will be held at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 15th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send donations to the. "Think before saying things to your wife foundation," Dallas, TX
"Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in four seconds or less. My birthday is coming up, you could surprise me."
So, for her birthday he bought her a brand new bathroom scale…
Services will be held at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 15th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send donations to the. "Think before saying things to your wife foundation," Dallas, TX
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