1. R-U-M is great
2. It took me 23 years to beome one of the popular people in school, except now I am a teacher, not a student.
3. I don't like being popular
4 R-U-M is great
5. Peole love to start shit.
6. I have fucked or attempted to fuck every woman at my school. I have only been there 7 weeks
7. I never knew that I had time to fuck or attempt to fuck all of these women.
8. In case you don't know, I love R-U-M
9. Drunk women love to get close and personal with you, especially when your wife is no more than 4 feet away.
10. My wife will sell me down the river given the chance.
11. My boys will back me regardless, unless my wife goes apeshit again and decides to make shit up based on assumptions and then tell my bro that I told her certain things.
12. Never, ever tell your wife jack shit, she will store it away and use it to her own ends.
13. Tell your boys anything, they will go to the grave with it. Unless they can use the info to score some pussy.
14. I reallylove R-U-M and could use some right now.
15. The teachers I work with are jsut as fucked up as the kids.
2. It took me 23 years to beome one of the popular people in school, except now I am a teacher, not a student.
3. I don't like being popular
4 R-U-M is great
5. Peole love to start shit.
6. I have fucked or attempted to fuck every woman at my school. I have only been there 7 weeks
7. I never knew that I had time to fuck or attempt to fuck all of these women.
8. In case you don't know, I love R-U-M
9. Drunk women love to get close and personal with you, especially when your wife is no more than 4 feet away.
10. My wife will sell me down the river given the chance.
11. My boys will back me regardless, unless my wife goes apeshit again and decides to make shit up based on assumptions and then tell my bro that I told her certain things.
12. Never, ever tell your wife jack shit, she will store it away and use it to her own ends.
13. Tell your boys anything, they will go to the grave with it. Unless they can use the info to score some pussy.
14. I reallylove R-U-M and could use some right now.
15. The teachers I work with are jsut as fucked up as the kids.

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