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1) Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "No!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, played golf a lot, and drank beer whenever he wanted.
The End
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2) You have been married for quite a while.
Question: What's the best part of getting a blowjob from your wife?
Answer: 10 minutes of silence!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "No!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, played golf a lot, and drank beer whenever he wanted.
The End
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2) You have been married for quite a while.
Question: What's the best part of getting a blowjob from your wife?
Answer: 10 minutes of silence!