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    So I go to the doctor to get some blood test done to make sure everything is in order for my next cycle. I also go to get my lower back checked due to pain that I experience every morning. He decides to do a prostate exam . I've never felt so violated, lol. Everything is fine with the prostate and urine sample. Couldn't do the blood test b/c he said I have to do it before I eat breakfast; thanks for telling me when I made th appointment!! He did want me come back for stool samples b/c he said that there was a little blood in the sample.

    Anyways the nurse gives me this whole lecture about how steroids are so bad and they will cause problems later one b/c my body will get used to having the substance and will need it later. She also said the steroids will cause blood in the stool as well. She also said that flaxseed oil can be bad b/c it can cause blockage if it's not water based. To end it she also said that too much protein will damage my kidneys and that lifting heavy weights will definitely cause problems and can TURN MY BUTTHOLE INSIDE OUT! WTF?

    What do you guys think about all that..I didn't know whether to laugh or take her words seriously.

    WM

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    I had a prostate exam done like 2 months ago when I was having IBS symptoms. Anyway, it was a hot nurse and there was also a intern in there and she was hot also. This is the funny part. I had just come from the gym, wasnt wearing underwear and had a big shit about an hour before and wasnt sure if I had wiped probperly. LOL. I felt like a tool.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
      I had a prostate exam done like 2 months ago when I was having IBS symptoms. Anyway, it was a hot nurse and there was also a intern in there and she was hot also. This is the funny part. I had just come from the gym, wasnt wearing underwear and had a big shit about an hour before and wasnt sure if I had wiped probperly. LOL. I felt like a tool.
      :laughnew: I was reversed...I needed to take a shit and when he said that he was doing a prostate exam I said "Um, I haven't taken my morning shit yet so beware".

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      • #4
        Let me ask you something. do you guys tell your doctor everything? I was told by somebody that I was stupid for telling my doctor that I did steroids b/c it will go on my medical history and could affect insurance later if something comes up.

        WM

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        • #5
          Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
          wasnt sure if I had wiped probperly. LOL..
          :laughnew:

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          • #6
            Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
            I had a prostate exam done like 2 months ago when I was having IBS symptoms. Anyway, it was a hot nurse and there was also a intern in there and she was hot also. This is the funny part. I had just come from the gym, wasnt wearing underwear and had a big shit about an hour before and wasnt sure if I had wiped probperly. LOL. I felt like a tool.
            :laughnew: There's one way to keep the women away!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by wheyman
              Let me ask you something. do you guys tell your doctor everything? I was told by somebody that I was stupid for telling my doctor that I did steroids b/c it will go on my medical history and could affect insurance later if something comes up.

              WM
              ya i dont say a word about it to my doc just in case something happens to me. the insurance company can say were not covering that he did that to himself by takin steroids. but if something serious comes up were i think he needs to know id probably tell him if i think it could help.

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              • #8
                That's the good thing about Canada, I can go to the Dr. as I please and get free samples and don't have to pay to see him. of course it comes out of my taxes but I like it that way.

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                • #9
                  holy shit, you guys are to much man. thats fucked up you took a fat dump and didnt even wipe your ass and you let the doc down there. lol

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by mastakillah
                    holy shit, you guys are to much man. thats fucked up you took a fat dump and didnt even wipe your ass and you let the doc down there. lol
                    oh i wiped. it just you know how sometimes you arent sure if you got it all? lol. and then all sweaty after the gym there might have been some shit juice. :D

                    any ladies wanna chat? :dancingne

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