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A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at
the bar next to a woman patron and ordered a glass of
champagne. The woman perked up and said, "How about that?
I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" He turned to her
and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me;
I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and
I'm also celebrating!," said the woman. "What a
coincidence," said the man. They clinked glasses and he
asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have
been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me
I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," said the man. "I'm a
chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but
today they're finally fertile." "That's great!" said the
woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?" " I switched
cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.
Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts will.
the bar next to a woman patron and ordered a glass of
champagne. The woman perked up and said, "How about that?
I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" He turned to her
and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me;
I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and
I'm also celebrating!," said the woman. "What a
coincidence," said the man. They clinked glasses and he
asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have
been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me
I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," said the man. "I'm a
chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but
today they're finally fertile." "That's great!" said the
woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?" " I switched
cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.
Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts will.
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