Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final
test was for them to line up in a straight row,
totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful,
big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each
priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and
they were told that anyone whose bell
rang when she danced in front of them would not be
ordained because he had not reached a state of
spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first
candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the
line with the same response from all the priests
until she got to he final priest, Carlos.
Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring
so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the
ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the
bell came to rest.
He bent over to pick it up......Then all the other
bells started to ring.
test was for them to line up in a straight row,
totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful,
big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each
priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and
they were told that anyone whose bell
rang when she danced in front of them would not be
ordained because he had not reached a state of
spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first
candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the
line with the same response from all the priests
until she got to he final priest, Carlos.
Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring
so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the
ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the
bell came to rest.
He bent over to pick it up......Then all the other
bells started to ring.

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