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Two bored Philadelphia casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrives and bets twenty-thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She says, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."
With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!
As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals, "I WON, I
WON!"
She hugs each of the dealers, gives them each a $100 tip and then picks up
her winnings and her clothes and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each
other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?" The other answers, "I don't
know - I thought you were watching."
Moral:
Not all people from Alabama are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all
men are men!
attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrives and bets twenty-thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She says, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."
With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!
As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals, "I WON, I
WON!"
She hugs each of the dealers, gives them each a $100 tip and then picks up
her winnings and her clothes and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each
other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?" The other answers, "I don't
know - I thought you were watching."
Moral:
Not all people from Alabama are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all
men are men!
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