Funny!!

[Cory]

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:



40-ish................................49.
Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age.............Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

[meat12]

haha

[Luftdude]

:rofl:

[iceberg]

right on

[Stonecold54]

:rofl: Those are pretty darn accurate!

FB.. I dont think those shoes go with that outfit.

[Bouncer]

FB.. I dont think those shoes go with that outfit.

:ghey:

[Stonecold54]

:ghey:

:nutkick:


:fufool:

[Russell]

Have you ever considered this might be a bit too sexist?
There STILL IS A POSSIBILITY that women would read this nad feel offended.
You should be very much ashamed of yourself!

[SloppyJo]

Have you ever considered this might be a bit too sexist?
There STILL IS A POSSIBILITY that women would read this nad feel offended.
You should be very much ashamed of yourself!

its a joke. some ppl take shit too seriously and need to grow up. fb is a woman, she doesnt seem to be offended by it. :rolleyes:

[Bouncer]

Have you ever considered this might be a bit too sexist?
There STILL IS A POSSIBILITY that women would read this nad feel offended.
You should be very much ashamed of yourself!

:laughnew: shut the hell up. lol.