Ed Zachary Disease

[Chadd77]

> A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or
> any sex for over 5 years.
>
> She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to
> seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.
> Chang.
>
> Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
> your crose." The woman did as she was told.
>
> "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again,
> the woman did as she was instructed.
>
> Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
>
> As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You
> haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or
> dates."
>
> The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
> Disease?"
>
> Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face
> look Ed Zachary like your ass"

[bad14u]

lol...Reminds me of the time I worked for Budweiser and while I was in training, my trainer, John, and I went to a Chinese restaraunt to get their order and the old Chinese man told John that he needed 2 cases of Micherob Right. John looked at him and said...Man..how many times do I have to tell you? I ain't got no Micherob Right. I ain't got no Micherob Reft either.