One more fact about chuck norris

[phatchopper]

chuck norris is currently in a legal battle with the creators of Bubble Tape. He claims that "6 ft. of fun" is the trademark for his penis.

Damn these are so funny, people are actually calling in to Mancow and sharing Chuck Norris facts.
:laughnew: :laughnew:

[meat12]

damn I missed that


The only way to counter a roundhouse kick is to stay the hell out of Chuck Norris' path.

[Scrumhalf]

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day.

[football89]

Chuck Norris currently has a lawsuit again LAW AND ORDER, for stealing the name for their show from his left and right legs.

[babyblues]

Chuck Norris defeated the Southern states of America single handedly in the civil war out of blind rage because the entire south called his beard gay. After he roundhoused kicked every southerner in the head he answered, "No one messes with the beard, retards."

[babyblues]

Whenever Chuck Norris's wife asks him nicely to do the dishes, he throws them in the garbage and tells her she looks fat.

[babyblues]

The last words Gandhi ever heard were, "Take a dirt-nap, asshole." Who uttered these immortal lines? As if you have to ask.

[babyblues]

Chuck Norris once asked a person how to get to the gym, after the person told him, Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face for telling him what to do.

[JUICE]

lol