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DON'T MESS WITH GRANDMA
This is a true story An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon
returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her
vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get
out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that
she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and
then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
farther down in the same row. She loaded her bags into the car and drove
to the police station..
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He
pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less
than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large
handgun.
No charges were filed.
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!
This is a true story An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon
returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her
vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get
out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into
the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that
she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and
then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
farther down in the same row. She loaded her bags into the car and drove
to the police station..
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He
pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less
than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large
handgun.
No charges were filed.
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!
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