5 reasons not 2 b a penis............

[AsianPersuasian]

1. ur bald ur whole life
2. u have a hole in ur head
3. ur neighbors r nuts
4. the guy behind u is an asshole
5. everytime u get excited u throw up and then faint (lol)

:laughnew:

[TripleXx]

lol.... but if you are a good penis you are loved by all... !!!

5 reasons to not be a pussy.

1. You spend 1 week each month stuffed full of cotton
2. You get beat up on occassion
3. Almost bleed to death every month
4. They guy behind you is also an asshole
5. And before you get excited your friend penis throws up and faints!

[BBAddict]

5. And before you get excited your friend penis throws up and faints!

Throws up all over you, nonetheless!

[meat12]

lol

[bad14u]

3. Almost bleed to depth every month

How can someone bleed to depth? :hmmm:

[TripleXx]

How can someone bleed to depth? :hmmm:

Oooopps, it was late and you all knew what i meant.