The pharmacy

[Pudgy-R]

>> A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to
>> the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like to
>> buy some cyanide."
>>
>> The pharmacist asked, " Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
>> The lady replied "I need it to poison my husband."
>> The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
>> can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
>> I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad
>> things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
>> The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
>> in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
>> The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's
>> different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription

[Morgan]

I think I've seen this joke somewhere before........ :hmmm:

[Pudgy-R]

I think I've seen this joke somewhere before........ :hmmm:

LIES ! LIES !

maybe...

[Morgan]

Hi FB!! Been around, doing okay. Miss you and Pudgy on the boards on a regular basis, hope everything is going well. I haven't had a lot of time for the boards lately, work and my kids are chewing up tons of time. If I catch up some, I hope to get back to a bit more posting in the future.

[Morgan]

- and Pudgy better not be too far. :)

Tied him up in the back yard again, huh?

[Morgan]

Now what good would he do me out there, silly...;)

.. :P