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> Subject: Can't Say No!!!
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> >The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master
> >bedroom making love to a beautiful young woman... "You unfaithful,
> >disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me - the faithful wife,
> >the mother of your children! I'm leaving you, I want a divorce!"
> >The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at
> >least listen to what happened" "Fine, but it'll ! be the last words
> >you say to me you unfaithful pig!"
> >The husband begins to tell his
> >story . . . "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I
> >saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.
> >I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
> >She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
> >With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up
> >the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't
> >eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing,
> >practically devours them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to
> >take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were
> >dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she
> >needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for
> >a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too
> >tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that ! I gave you on our
> >anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
> >I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that
> >you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the
> >boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never
> >wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
> >The husband continues his story . . . . . "The young woman was
> >very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to
> >the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes,
> >she asks me........
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> >"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"
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> >The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master
> >bedroom making love to a beautiful young woman... "You unfaithful,
> >disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me - the faithful wife,
> >the mother of your children! I'm leaving you, I want a divorce!"
> >The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at
> >least listen to what happened" "Fine, but it'll ! be the last words
> >you say to me you unfaithful pig!"
> >The husband begins to tell his
> >story . . . "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I
> >saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.
> >I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
> >She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
> >With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up
> >the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't
> >eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing,
> >practically devours them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to
> >take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were
> >dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she
> >needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for
> >a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too
> >tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that ! I gave you on our
> >anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
> >I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that
> >you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the
> >boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never
> >wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
> >The husband continues his story . . . . . "The young woman was
> >very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to
> >the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes,
> >she asks me........
> >
> >"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"
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