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  • Man forced to marry goat

    More reason not to visit the rest of the world


    A MAN caught "in flagrante delicto" with a goat has been forced to marry the animal.
    According to the local newspaper, The Juba Post, the goat's owner, a Mr Alifi, caught his neighbour, Mr Tombe, assaulting his goat and reported the man to the local council of elders for adjudication.

    "It was around midnight when Tombe came to do his nonsense on my goat, and I was already in bed inside my house," Mr Alifi said.

    "Suddenly I heard the goat make a loud noise. Immediately I rushed outside to find Mr Tombe was naked and engaged in a relationship with my goat. " When I asked him what are you doing there, he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up. They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife."

    Mr Tombe agreed to pay a dowry of 150,000 Sudanese dinars ($125) for his new spouse.

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    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi told the Post.



    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117...-13762,00.html

  • #2
    Originally posted by beefcake
    More reason not to visit the rest of the world
    ...or maybe to not have relations with a goat.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by BBAddict
      ...or maybe to not have relations with a goat.
      Why you always gotta be a party pooper?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by beefcake
        Why you always gotta be a party pooper?
        Don't get me wrong, if you're into goats-just stay away from my goat--and don't tell me about it!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by BBAddict
          Don't get me wrong, if you're into goats-just stay away from my goat--and don't tell me about it!
          Why do you have goat bro? Don't worry about me man, I don't feel like paying a $125 dowry.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by beefcake
            Why do you have goat bro?
            Cause I was forced to marry one. J/K, I don't actually have a goat--but if I did, you better stay away from it.

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