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You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days. Wait - that is a real fact.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
Jack Bauer let the dogs out.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pyjamas.
Jack Bauer's favourite colour is severe terror alert red. His second favourite colour is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists.
Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why theres no life on Mars.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Every time you masturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not because you Masturbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes....
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days. Wait - that is a real fact.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
Jack Bauer let the dogs out.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pyjamas.
Jack Bauer's favourite colour is severe terror alert red. His second favourite colour is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists.
Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why theres no life on Mars.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Every time you masturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not because you Masturbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes....
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