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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss
asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blond replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that
my mother had passed away."
The boss feeling very sorry for her says "Why don't you go home for
the day.
We aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
"Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and
I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows
the blond to work as usual.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blond. He looks
out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying. "What's
so bad now?
Are you gonna be okay?" he asks.
"No!" exclaims the blonde. "I just received a horrible call from my
sister and she said that her mom died too!"
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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip
of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency
room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?"
sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your
finger off?"
"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
thought: I just paid $6,000 for these breast implants, I'm not
shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000 to
get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So
then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a
loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the
trigger."
asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blond replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that
my mother had passed away."
The boss feeling very sorry for her says "Why don't you go home for
the day.
We aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
"Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and
I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows
the blond to work as usual.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blond. He looks
out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying. "What's
so bad now?
Are you gonna be okay?" he asks.
"No!" exclaims the blonde. "I just received a horrible call from my
sister and she said that her mom died too!"
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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip
of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency
room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?"
sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your
finger off?"
"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
thought: I just paid $6,000 for these breast implants, I'm not
shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000 to
get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So
then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a
loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the
trigger."
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