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The following top 15 police comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country:
#15: "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14: "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#13: "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12: "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
#11: "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10: "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#9: "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8: "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7: "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey doo."
#6: "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5: "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4: "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3: "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#2: "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours At least you know someone who can post your bail."
#1: "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
#15: "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14: "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#13: "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12: "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
#11: "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10: "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#9: "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8: "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7: "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey doo."
#6: "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5: "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4: "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3: "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#2: "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours At least you know someone who can post your bail."
#1: "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
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