Mexicans, The Moon, and Beer?

[Kayak Jones]

Since my crews and I have yet to see our beds since we came on at 0730 yesterday, just thought I'd share a sample of the shift so far:

1. Facial Laceration
2. Dizziness
3. Unconscious/Unresposive drug overdose involved in a motor vehicle collision
4. OB call
5. Assault
6. Assault
7. Assault
8. Assault
9. Abdominal Pain
10.Gunshot to the head. (self inflicted)
11. EDP (emotionally disturbed person)
12. Motor Vehicle Collision
13. Assault
14. Assault
15. Poss Stroke

And still 2 hours to go, Dear GOD, please send daylight soon.

[go Yankees]

sounds like Philly...supposedly an ambulance squad in northeast Philly makes more runs a year than any other squad in the country