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    Application For a Piece of Ass


    Name:______________________

    City:______________________
    State:_____________________
    Age:__________ Phone:______________
    SSN:_______________

    Hair Color:__________
    Real Hair Color:____________
    Eye Color:___________

    Dentures: __________
    Weight: _________
    Height:___________
    Waist Size: __________
    Breast or Bra Size: __________

    Marital Status:
    Married___________
    Single______________
    Divorced:_________ Other__________

    Are Your Breasts Real? ____________
    Do You Like Them:
    Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________
    Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________
    Other_____
    All of the Above____________

    Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________
    All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________

    Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________

    How Often? __________

    Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________

    Pussy Size:
    Small ________ Medium __________
    Large ____________ Extra Large __________


    While Screwing Do You:
    Faint______ Fart______ Cry______ Moan______
    Hum______ Whistle______ Scream_______ Sing_______
    Scratch___________ Just Lay There_________
    All of the Above_____________________



    List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best:
    1)______________
    2)______________
    3)______________


    When You Cum Do You:
    Wiggle______ Wobble__________
    Twist_______ Jerk_________ Scream________
    Cry________ Just Start Humping Like Hell___________


    What Kind of Screw Do You Like?
    Fast_________ Super Fast__________ Slow__________
    All Night____________ All Speeds___________


    How Many Times? _________________
    How Long Do You Like To Screw At
    One Interval? ___________________________


    If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References
    (Not Immediate Family)

    Name:______________ Address:______________
    Phone:__________

    Name:______________ Address:______________
    Phone:__________


    Would your service be Free of Charge?_______

    If Application Is Favorable, And If Not Free,
    What Are Your Charges For:

    One Night_________ One Hour____________
    Muff Burger Special or Blow Job?___________

    What Credit Cards Will You Accept?

    Master Card_____ VISA______ Am. Express_______
    Sears________ JC Penney's___________
    All of the Above________ Others_________ [/B][/QUOTE]

    QuickQuote

    all ladies please fill out



    Application For a Piece of Ass


    Name:______________________

    City:______________________
    State:_____________________
    Age:__________ Phone:______________
    SSN:_______________

    Hair Color:__________
    Real Hair Color:____________
    Eye Color:___________

    Dentures: __________
    Weight: _________
    Height:___________
    Waist Size: __________
    Breast or Bra Size: __________

    Marital Status:
    Married___________
    Single______________
    Divorced:_________ Other__________

    Are Your Breasts Real? ____________
    Do You Like Them:
    Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________
    Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________
    Other_____
    All of the Above____________

    Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________
    All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________

    Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________

    How Often? __________

    Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________

    Pussy Size:
    Small ________ Medium __________
    Large ____________ Extra Large __________


    While Screwing Do You:
    Faint______ Fart______ Cry______ Moan______
    Hum______ Whistle______ Scream_______ Sing_______
    Scratch___________ Just Lay There_________
    All of the Above_____________________



    List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best:
    1)______________
    2)______________
    3)______________


    When You Cum Do You:
    Wiggle______ Wobble__________
    Twist_______ Jerk_________ Scream________
    Cry________ Just Start Humping Like Hell___________


    What Kind of Screw Do You Like?
    Fast_________ Super Fast__________ Slow__________
    All Night____________ All Speeds___________


    How Many Times? _________________
    How Long Do You Like To Screw At
    One Interval? ___________________________


    If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References
    (Not Immediate Family)

    Name:______________ Address:______________
    Phone:__________

    Name:______________ Address:______________
    Phone:__________


    Would your service be Free of Charge?_______

    If Application Is Favorable, And If Not Free,
    What Are Your Charges For:

    One Night_________ One Hour____________
    Muff Burger Special or Blow Job?___________

    What Credit Cards Will You Accept?

    Master Card_____ VISA______ Am. Express_______
    Sears________ JC Penney's___________
    All of the Above________ Others_________
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