Help me Hollywood

[Friggemall]

I think I need a paramedic! I was putting some blueprints back in a drawer and somehow managed to rip half the nail off my right pinky and gash the finger too. I hurts weally weally bad and I think I bout pi$$ed my britches. I'm probably gonna need surgery, and by surgery I mean boobies?:D

[Gongshow]

lol

[Tinfish]

yeah i have that same injury. boobies please :D

[The Beast]

i hurt my neck at the gym last night think i need boobies too.......