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    I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this

    plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"



    For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own

    peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of

    the plane. Then a man

    stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous, tall, built, with

    reddish-blond hair and hazel eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the

    aisle, unbuttoning his shirt....

    ......one button at a time



    …No one moves.



    He removes his shirt.



    .....Muscles ripple across his chest



    .....he whispers:



    ......."Here, iron this."


    :rofl:

  • #2
    :sillyfu: :D

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    • #3
      Originally posted by petite
      :sillyfu: :D
      I knew you would love it. :D

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      • #4
        I SOOOOO saw that coming :rolleyes: :p

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Hollywood
          I SOOOOO saw that coming :rolleyes: :p
          Well then you know your role. ;) .............J/K!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by blm
            Well then you know your role. ;) .............J/K!
            Oh no you didn't!

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            • #7
              LOL nice :D

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Hollywood
                Oh no you didn't!
                :kiss: I was just palyin'.

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                • #9
                  Oh, well I woulda ironed for ya;)

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                  • #10
                    If you were here, the last thing you would be doing is my ironing. :cool:

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                    • #11
                      What the second last thing?:p

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                      • #12
                        The first and only thing would be tending to your needs and desires. After that everything else is meaningless. ;)

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                        • #13
                          awesome!!! I love it!!!

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