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  • I am on the prowl!

    Like a panther stalking prey in the dim gloom of the dusky sun, so I too will stalk my prey in the dim gloom of a dusky sun - I mean bar. When I find my prey, drinking amongst the herd at a watering hole - I will pad quietly up behind, and POUNCE! My claws and fangs rending flesh as if were paper mache! I will growl a warning growl at the other members of the herd, intimidating them.

    I guess that really didnt make sense, but I like to think I am a panter sometimes. I mean panther.

  • #2
    :rofl: Bahahahah!

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    • #3
      ....um...okay...

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      • #4
        that was so descriptive, i almost saw you pouncing on some unsuspecting woman. it scared me until my daydream kept going and i saw her turn grab your nuts give them a twist and watched you crumple to the floor like a wet towel. but damn up till that point you were the ultimate predator!

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        • #5
          I am an endangered species. I am protected from poachers who only want me for my winky. And by poachers, I mean women.

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          • #6
            AURI, YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME WITH YOUR POSTS!! DUDE YOU SURE ARE OUT THERE!! :)

            O2

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            • #7
              you are awesome auri..I love it.

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              • #8
                *purrrs*

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                • #9
                  heyyy lookie@that auri!

                  You have a yellow star & I have a red star~
                  They're color coordinated to our outfits!

                  *shakes my pompoms*

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                  • #10
                    Stop with the pompom shaking, you know I have a weak heart.

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                    • #11
                      good luck Auri!

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