Why us yanks are better..

[Bouncer]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/12/05....ap/index.html

[Bouncer]

so when you southern folk come up here just remember, no smoking or trans fats in our restaurants!

[SonofBone]

Us southern folk won't wait for hours on the Jersey Turnpike to eat at your restaraunts, so you don't have to worry. :nerdnew:

[bonebreaker]

LOL!! Well, down here, we eat junk food, smoke, inbreed, drink and use recreational drugs frequently. However, we still, on average, live longer than you "Yanks". It takes a while for all the bad things we do to kill us. On the other hand, in Joisey and New Yaak, "Guidos" are the number one cause of premature deaths. A bullet in the brain usually kills much quicker than clogged arteries, lol. BB